Listen, if we’re going to discuss sex on ellemacuk.com then I need to be an advocate for safety. So today, I’m discussing a couple of the different methods some readers use in order to keep themselves safe. Some lovely ladies filled me in on their methods and it’s all here for you to read.
– The pull out method. Ladies, at some point in your life, a man is going to tell you that this is a totally safe method. Gents, at some point in your life, you are genuinely going to think that this is a good idea. It is not. Using every excuse under the sun – ‘It feels better without a condom’ or ‘I’ll pull out just before I cum so it will be fine’ is all bullshit. You’re leaving yourself vulnerable to STI’s, STD’s and pregnancy, because pre-cum can be very determined you know.
– The pill. There’s a whole variety of options available, you’ve just got to do your research and find which pill is most suitable for you. Even the pill only requires the female to take it, I believe it effects both parties.It can cause you to gain weight, the quality of your skin can change, and it can even mess with your mood. All things that can alter the dynamic in a relationship. Despite all of this, 100% of women in my survey said they would recommend it to the other women.
– Finally, condoms! They’re cheap, they don’t mess with your hormones and they’re 98% effective. When I say BABY you say WHERE?! It even has loads of cool catchphrases like ‘don’t be silly, wrap your willy’ or ‘cover your stump before you hump’. So… not only is it a great form of contraception, but it minimizes your chances of getting an STD or STI.
As the old saying goes, the only form of contraception that is 100% effective is to do anal. No I’m kidding, it’s just to not have sex at all guys. I hope that you’ve all taken something on board today otherwise my teaching career is over.
XOXO Gossip Elle