Ok so I’m just going to dive straight into something that is often viewed as a taboo subject to talk about … sex. Go grab some snacks cause this is about to get juicy.
I didn’t want to sit on a high horse and give you my sole opinion on certain things, sooooo I decided to do an anonymous, multiple choice survey. This was because, I felt like if I had asked people questions straight up, they might lie or feel too embarrassed to talk about it all. And tbh, I really didn’t want to read through essays of my mates personal experiences with rainbow kissing. A simple yes or no answer to certain questions should suffice.
The questions are based around pure bodily desire rather than the emotional side of sex as I thought I would write about that on another day. I know for those of you who took part in this survey want to know if anyone voted the same as yourself!
Have you ever used toys with a partner in the bedroom?
55% answered YES
45% answered NO
Do you enjoy performing oral sex?
40% females answered YES
10% females answered NO
20% males answered YES
30% males answered NO
These results were pretty much as I expected, however talking to one of my girls about she was a little bit surprised. “Every porno or sexual scene in a movie I’ve ever watched begins with a guy going down on a woman. Is that not the norm?” Mate. All I have to say to that, is not everything you see, you do.
Do you enjoy receiving oral sex?
30% females answered YES
20% females answered NO
45% males answered YES
5% males answered NO
Oh so you want your dick sucked but you don’t wa… you know what bye.
How long does your foreplay last?
5% answered I don’t do foreplay
(You lot sticking it in dry are wild. Excite me please)
40% answered 0 – 5 minutes
45% answered 5 – 20 minutes
10% answered 20 – 40 minutes
0% answered 40 minutes +
70% answered I like it
30% answered I don’t like it
Personally I’m not a fan. I did not pay how much money for my extensions for you to just yank them out thank you very much.
Is anal sex enjoyable for you?
20% females answered I have not tried it
20% females answered YES
10% females answered NO
25% males answered I have not tried it
5% males answered YES
20% males answered NO
When performing oral sex do you prefer to spit or swallow?
60% answered Spit
40% answered Swallow
I will defo be doing another where I ask guys which they prefer.
A quickie, multiple rounds or a marathon?
15% answered a quickie
70% answered multiple rounds
15% answered a marathon
Do you judge sex on the first date negatively?
20% answered YES
35% answered NO
45% answered It depends if I see them again
Is period sex ok?
15% females answered YES
35% females answered NO
20% males answered YES
30% makes answered NO
Although everyone seems to have their do’s and dont’s, I think the results clearly show that there is no wrong or right when it comes to sex!
I have to say, the results were really interesting (well for me anyway).
As I said, sex can often be a taboo subject to speak about. Which is annoying because one, if you’re an adult having consensual fun sex … wot is the fooking issue? And two, I have so many questions that people don’t want to answer.
Was Rick Ross lying when he said diced pineapples make my baby taste the best? I don’t like pineapples that much because if I eat too much of it, my tongue itches. But I know my bf would think it weird if one day I ate an entire pineapple & then half way through his feast and in between my moans, I was suddenly like “Do I taste different today?”
Is it acceptable to express my disappointment? Often, when my mates (both male and female) have been vocalizing a sexual encounter, there have been things that left them a bit … unfulfilled. I’m not going to go into too much detail. This isn’t a fucking erotica. It’s always made me think ‘why did you not say anything?!’ I guess if you’re having a one night stand, their not going to know how you like it, and if you’re never going to see them again there should be no shame in saying “less teeth Megan, and get the balls too”.
It’s a bit different if it’s your partner though right. You don’t want to hurt their feelings by BASICALLY saying you are not satisfying me in one of the most intimate ways possible that I have solely given the responsibility and love for you to do. How do you even tell them? Do you just keep a running commentary throughout? Do you write up the good and bad points and present it after? If I am sexually unfulfilled, how do I say without hurting his feelings, cause mi love him?
I’m going off on one now. I’ll find a way so that you guys can anonymously send me questions about sex that you’ve always wanted answered and I’ll get that done for you. Real people. Real questions. real answers. Let’s talk about sex baby …
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